As opposed to, say, those who are thought-slaves to lazy Apple tropes that absolve them from any obligation to think why someone might believe that Apple products are simply the better choice. No, it’s just blind obedience to a cult.
It’s astounding they keep writing this crap. You expect it from firstname.lastname@example.org, but Forbes?
The Macalope has to type “GET IT? IT’S A CULT!” so many times that he really should set up a keyboard shortcut.